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June |
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Where's nudie? |
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Karen Hogg from
Queensland was one of 463 people who guessed that this nudie was in the
sky (OK, we made it really easy this month). |
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Chloe Reschke-Maguire
and her team at international student exchange organisation: AIESEC, Sydney.
A month's supply of nudies is coming to you all! |
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April |
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Where's nudie? |
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nudie
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Belinda, a
teacher from Bankstown, Sydney, was one of many who knew that nudie was
hiding out in Nepal. |
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This team of Ancient
History students at Mount Druitt College...they should thank Michelle
Cunningham (Michelle
thinks that if the Romans had had nudies to drink they would still be ruling
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March |
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Where's nudie? |
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This was a tough
one: the SCG during a one-day match
between Australia (every one got that part) and Bangladesh.
Two winners: Michelle Lyons from Varsity Lakes in QLD and Merryl Donn
from Dianella, WA. |
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The Nudies volleyball
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February |
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Where's nudie? |
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Lauran Turnbull from Chirn Park in Qld
knew where nudie was. Do you?
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The team at All
Saints Catholic Girl’s College, Liverpool won the 'nudie us' comp.
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We searched high
and low, and we had you vote - and in the end
Australia's Biggest nudie Addict was chosen. You
can see Nadia's entry
here.
This is what she's won:
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What are the meerkats saying? |
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We asked you to guess
what these meerkats were saying. And the winner was Craig
Baxter.
For your chance to win,
sign up
for the nudie club.
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| What keeps
you warm in winter? |
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What kept you warm in winter - we received many replies which
cannot be repeated! The winner though is...drum roll...Tracy
Grayson from Albany, WA, who wrote this delightful rhyming
response:
Bed-socks keep my tootsies toasty,
Electric blanket, nice and cosy,
Open fire burns bright all night,
Truly is a beautiful sight,
But best warmer-upper I have found
Is hubby's body warmth - when he's around!
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What did the elephant say? |
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What did the elephant say
after he was awakened by the megaphone-shouting nudie. We had
lots of very entertaining answers...but there can only be one
winner. And she is Kristi from Surry Hills in Sydney. She
suggested that the elephant was dreaming about the Roman custom
of cooking and eating elephants, so when he awoke he said:
"Meow!"
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| An easter
limerick |
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We asked people to complete a limerick and we received hundreds
of entries. After reading and re-reading and passing them
amongst ourselves in the nudie office, we decided the winning
entry is this one, sent in by Kellie Handicott:
There once was a bunny called Bluey,
The poor pet was not very cluey;
Easter night in the rush
The eggs he did crush -
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What colour is fourth place? |
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We asked what colour the medal
should be for a fourth place at the Commonwealth Games and we
had lots of you say green (as the contestant would be green with
envy!) and others suggesting flesh coloured (as they have been
'stripped' of a prize!). Indeed, we had all sorts of colours and
metals being suggested that would have covered the whole
spectrum. But the winner is Lucy Malizewski who suggested
"Raspberry - what else would you get for a fourth place?!"
Having said that, most of us would be happy with a fourth place
at any of the sports.
Congratulations Lucy, a box of nudies will be wending their
wayward way your way later today (try saying that whilst
drinking a nudie!). A big thank you to everyone who entered.
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| Ski nudies |
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We showed some members of the nudie crew supposedly descending
en masse down the slippery slopes of the Snowy Mountains. We
asked how far they managed before tumbling.
This was a bit of a trick question...because they didn't move at
all - they fell backwards! The winner, Adela from Blacktown,
must have been watching when the photo was taken as she answered
the question precisely! A plushie will be skiing her way
shortly.
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Help James locate his nudie
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We asked you how best to help James locate his nudie car. We had
a record breaking response to this competition. Many made note
of James' dyslexia and suggested he look for the van with the
word UNDIE on the side. The winner though is Jessica who
suggested he catch a bus into work and look for the nudie car
that wasn't there. (Presumably, because he left it at home!).
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| What did
they say? |
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We asked you what the nudie van said to the nudie hot air
balloon: the best answer came from Debbie who suggested that the
van said to the balloon: "Come on baby, light my tire!"
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if nudie were a Greek god... |
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We had some interesting answers... .and amazingly we had six
people who suggested that nudie should be called Aphrodite.
Indeed, the winner is one of the six... Gerard Chew. He
suggested Aphrodite because:
'She is always in the nudie (at least in all the paintings I've
seen!).'
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| The
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The super-duper nudie prize giveaway has finallysadly come to an
end... over 3000 people won instant prizes. Although because the
post office mislaid a few of the prizes some of the instant
prizes were not so instant! Sorry about that... but it only
happened to a few people. We are sure the wait was worthwhile.
The top prize of the tropical escape on Bedarra Island and a
ride in the nudie hot air balloon went to Chris Hutchison from
Redland Bay in QLD and the second prize of a ride in the nudie
hot air balloon from their nearest capital city went to Patricia
Gramberg of Conningvale in WA.
By pure coincidence, Chris was on
annual leave with nowhere to go when he heard of his holiday
win... so within days he was off to Bedarra with his fiancee! By
the way... we flew him to Bedarra by plane not nudie hot air
balloon!
Congratulations to all winners and every one else who took part.
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If you were in nudie gardens
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We asked what
thought you might have if you were in nudie gardens and an apple
fell on your head.
The winner was Fiona Young from Brisbane who said she would
instantly strip nude just like Eve and run around the garden
looking for Adam to share the apple with!
Well done Fiona…I am changing my name to Adam!
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April 1 known as "April Fools Day?" |
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We were puzzled as to ‘why is April 1st is known as April Fool’s
Day’ until all you bright sparks wrote in to educate us on the
history of April Fools. Marty Farty, sat down with Tall Tim and
decided the winner was Jess G from Queensland who wrote:
April 1st
is only known as April Fools day because that was the day my
parents first met. Now happily married, they are still just
fools in my eyes.
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If cupid ran out of arrows,
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In our Valentine’s newsletter, we asked the question
‘if cupid ran out of arrows, what would he use instead?’
The best answer we received was from Miriam in VIC who said
Cupid should use Boomerangs instead! Miriam gets some delicious
nudies delivered to her workplace.
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It was Australia Day, so we asked you to write in and
tell us what you thought the best things were about Australia. Hundreds
of you gave us some brilliant patriotic answers, and lots more wrote
about how lovely the beaches were. But Tall Tim’s favourite was from
Wendy in Melbourne, who gave us this answer:
When I was
in High School, an exchange student from Australia came to stay with my
family. She and I became friends, wonder twins in fact...as we shared
the same birth date!
I decided in 2000 to come and see her in Oz. When I did, I met her
brother in law.... And so my favourite thing from Australia is...
My husband! I came all the way from New York to capture him! Now that I
have lured him in with my American charms, we are wed and he is my
favourite bit of Australia for good! The best part is I will get to take
my favourite bit of Australia with me where ever I go! I am the luckiest
girl in the world!
What a brilliant Valentine’s story, which warmed all of our
hearts here at nudie world. Wendy won some delicious nudies.
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| Why don’t
sheep shrink when it rains? |
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It would seem there are many answers to our brain teaser, but
our favourite was written by Catherine B, who very kindly told
us that sheep don’t shrink:
Because that would be simply too Baaaaa-zare!
Catherine wins some delicious Brazilian nudies for her effort.
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| What
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We had a huge response to our Brazilian
highlights competition, with lots of you writing in with tales of
football teams, beaches, painful waxes (ouch!) and very small bikinis!
But Tall Tim decided that the winner has to be Nancee, from Aspendale in
Victoria. Her answers to three things that remind her most of Brazil
were:
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Vote for your favourite fruit |
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We asked you to vote for your favourite fruit in the nudie
elections, the fruits that every second person seemed to vote
for are the coconuts!
Their promise was: “We are the most summery fruit in the world,
when people see us they think of tropical islands and crystal
clear waters. We make people all over the world smile!!” And it
obviously worked….!
The winner is Ella click here to read her wonderful response.
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| Do you
know a smoothie? |
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We asked nudie addicts to tell us about someone who they think
is a bit of a smoothie. Congratulations to Simon from Brisbane,
who sent in the winning response:
A mate of mine lives on a farm with his girlfriend, and they’ve
been living there for eight years. When it came time to pop the
question a few months ago, he didn't know how to do it in a
sMOOth way. After weeks and weeks of brain-storming, he decided
to spray paint the words ‘Marry me’ on the side of one of their
favourite cows! When the time came to call the cows down, Jinxy
Beel (that’s the cow’s name!) didn't want to come. So they ended
up having to go trekking for Jinxy. A short time after they
found him chillin’ under a shady tree (as cows do) and it was
here that he popped the question. It was ‘udderly’ romantic!
Be sure to send the nudies to Briz!
Cheers!
Simon
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In the
July nudie newsletter we asked
how you would,
spread the word that nudies are back |
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Heidi Eaton recommended:
“To help
tell people that nudies are back, get everyone who drinks nudies
or sells nudies to do it in the nudie! I know in some shops it
may not be all that hygienic but it would certainly get people’s
attention. Or maybe you could just get the whole of the
Australian Olympic team to compete nude in the games — that will
sure raise some eyebrows!
So glad you’re back. Missed my nudies heaps!” |
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In the
June nudie
newsletter we asked the question,
Why is an
orange called an orange? |
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14 year old Elle, a nudie princess, told us
that:
“well...if apples were called greens
and lemons were yelows when we ordered a nudie we would have to
say...
hi, can i have a green, orange and yellow nudie?
very confusing when you want a grape nudie when grapes are green
as well???
Congratulations Elle!
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Remember when nudies disappeared for a while
after the fire?...well, the May nudie newsletter asked:
how can a nudie addict satisfy their
nudie cravings till nudies are back? |
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Poor Dianah came up with her own way to beat the withdrawal
symptoms:
"Hello, i Have
major nudie cravings right now and the only way i can
overcome my craving is.........
1. look at a photo of nudie and dream of drinking the smoothie
drink then you will be replenished until next time you have a
craving
for a nudie.
2. Anti nudie craving chewing gum "Nudie anti craving"
3. Take a "Nudiefen" tablet to help relieve the pain
They are the ways i overcome my nudie cravings."
Dianah. |
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In the
February nudie
newsletter we asked the question,
What happened
to the millennium bug? |
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The winning answer came from Bianca Daniele, from South Oakleigh
in Victoria who very kindly informed us:
"the bug is still dancing like its
1999"
Bianca wasn’t the only one to send in this answer, but she was
the first, so she gets the t shirt all for herself. You will
just have to get your answers in quicker next time!
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In the January nudie
newsletter we asked the question,
Where do you
think Beagle 2 is? |
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And after much deliberation, we decided that the winner should
be Andrew Bartlett. The true nudie answer is:
"Being a Beagle it probably
preferred Pluto to Mars."
Congratulations Andrew, there’s a t shirt winging its way to you
now!
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In the December nudie
newsletter we asked the question,
What’s wetter
than water? |
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Tall Tim scratched his head for hours trying to decide on the
best answer, but the winner to our question, was:
"My taste buds, just before I am about
to drink my nudie!"
And the winner of our coveted nudie t shirt is Deana Temelkovska,
in Victoria!
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In the September nudie
newsletter we asked the question,
What came
first, the egg or the chicken? |
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Gemma Duhig (no. 1 nudie fan and
member) is the winner with
this answer:
The egg came first, of course!!!! Listen up and i will tell you
EXACTLY what happened!!!
Firstly, there was adam and eve. Eve was a very artistic woman,
she created many wonderful gifts for adam, who loved her even
more for this. One gift especially was the gift of love and
happiness that she gave him.
If fact, she gave adam so much happiness that both of them made
the whole world happy and in love an gave everything the ability
to give love and life to everyone.
One day, eve was in the field giving happiness to the flowers
and the trees. She stumbled across a pebble in the middle of the
flowers. She said to herself, "i will look after this pebble as
if it were my own child" (for eve had not yet fallen pregnant)
And so it was; eve gave so much love and happiness to the pebble
that it to became life, and before long, a wonderful little
chick broke out of the pebble and became a chicken. And so the
eternal life begins....
There you go,
hope that explains it guys :)
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In the August nudie
newsletter we asked the question,
What makes
the world go round? |
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Stewart Gott is the winner with
this answer:
Long time ago, when men and women first inhabited the world,
they ate the fruit of the land. They worked hard at harvesting
crops and picking the choicest berries and fruit as a delightful
dessert. They were lean and slender and the world was happy,
slim and healthy.
As time moved on, man and women developed a taste for sugar and
fat, and as such, their burgeoning bellies increased in girth,
thus becoming round. So the world became round with the increase
in unhealthiness, and was not happy.
Eventually Tall Tim found the secret - and went back to early
history to make nudies. So plenty of nudies will make the world
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