| Since we’ve been making
nudies, we’ve never used a single additive or preservative.
Not one.
And we never will.
This has got all the people who make a living making additives and
preservatives a little worried. After all, if everyone started
drinking nudies instead of drinks with nasties in them, there’d be
less demand for additives and preservatives.
And those good people who make them could be out of a job.
Terrible stuff.
So all of us at nudie send a big nudie apology to the people who make the nasties.
And to show we really care, below are some other things
they could do with additives and preservatives instead of mixing
them in with perfectly good fruit.
| 1) |
Make Christmas trees last until
Easter |
| 2)
|
Bring back stuffed pets as
desirable interior design elements |
| 3) |
Use them to preserve the thing
that looks like hair on top of that famous radio announcer’s
head |
If you’ve got any other ideas on what
to do with additives or preservatives, send them to
otherideas@nudie.com.au
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