What is a nudie
smoothie?
Fresh fruit blended with pro-biotic yoghurt made from the milk of
blissfully happy cows. (You’re probably thinking: ‘Where’s the fruit
in the vanilla & honey one?’) Well, apart from 1/2 an apple,
employed for its friendly nature*, the
fruit is the vanilla bean! Clever, hey. Tall Tim (nudie creator with
the big brain) knows that vanilla is the only edible fruit in the
orchid family. (Nice bit of trivia to keep up your sleeve for
awkward silences on first dates.)
Each nudie smoothie contains good stuff like calcium and protein,
all camouflaged in a tasty, sometimes brightly-coloured**
drink.
Some other interesting facts about nudie smoothies:
- They are all 98% fat free
- There’s no water in a nudie
smoothie
- There are also no colourings, no
flavourings, no preservatives, and no added sugar
- They come in bottles with a silver
cap (it’s the nudie cows’ favourite colour, and Tall Tim likes
happy nudie cows)
- They are made from Australian
dairy products and a multicultural mix of Australian and imported
fruits
- They really wake you up in the
morning, better than a very loud rooster right outside your window
- They do not contain grass
(although we can’t say the same about the nudie cows)
*Apples are
true fruit champions. They know how to handle any social situation
and really make everyone around them feel at ease.
**Those berries. They’re so flamboyant!
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