where on earth can I get a nudie, you ask?
There are a few options to get a nudie:
- You can come to nudie HQ on the first Thursday of the month with a poem written by yourself and recite it to us! If we like it you’ll get a free nudie, fresh from our purple office fridge. We will also take care of your fame and publish your poem on our website (if it’s any good that is…)
- If you’re not a big writer you could go to Coles, Woolworths or other great local outlets and check the fridge for nudies
- You went to your local convenience store and they don’t stock nudies? Just go back and ask them for a nudie (..and get all of your friends to do the same) – if you do that often enough they might just start stocking us due to the high demand!
- If 1.-3. doesn’t work you could call or email us (see below) and we will tell you the closest shop to you
If you want to order nudies, have a suggestion, or any query about nudies then call or email us. We pride ourselves on our customer service, so we will get back to you as soon as we can.
1800 GO NUDIE
1800 46 68343
(02) 9316 3700
77 corish circle
po box 1795
114 benjamin place
1300 36 83 43
2 silverton court
(08) 9300 4781
po box 194,
1300 36 83 43
great southern nudie
PO BOX 604
If you’ve been unlucky enough to buy a faulty nudie, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org with details. We get very few complaints, but when we do we investigate each very thoroughly.
To assist us in investigating the matter thoroughly, please provide the following information:
- The flavour of the nudie and the bottle size
- Where and when you bought it
- The use-by date and batch numbers (they’re printed on the bottle)
- A postal address and contact number so we can get in touch
On the other hand, if you know there’s nothing wrong with your nudie, but you simply don’t like the taste – send it to us and we’ll drink it for you